HĂ€nsel: „Aber nein das wĂ€re sehr unhöflich, wo die nette alte Dame so lecker fĂŒr uns gekocht hat. Probier doch auch mal was Gregor!“
Gregor: „Ich flehe dich an, lass das Essen sein! Du bist bald so fett wie ein Schwein!“
đ· Rund & Reif – der Blog fĂŒr alle modernen HĂ€nsels, die dem Pfefferkuchenhaus nicht widerstehen konnten und jetzt rundgefĂŒttert ihrem Schicksal entgegen rollen. Hier gibt’s pralle BĂ€uche, weiche Speckringe, kultische Kalorien und "verlorene SchiffbrĂŒchige", die sich umsorgen lassen bis sie gut gemĂ€steten Schweinen gleichen. Du denkst, du wĂ€rst anders? Glaubt jeder. Bis er rollt. Warnung: Kann Spuren von Kannibalismus, Erotik und Kokos enthalten.
Why are there so few fat young people here? Now we're going to take them on a beach vacation and let the cannibals do the rest.
"Pff, that was a lot again and delicious." Hansel thinks to himself while the wizard feels his belly to see if it is ready for the oven.
These honks actually still believe that this is a sportscamp. They think that they make a constructiondiet - that they gain in the wrong places, they do not notice. They are slaughtered at the end of summer holidays.
"If I eat one XXL order completely, I get a second one free."
And soon the owner rolls you into the oven laughing.
A modern South Seas cannibal tribe now operates a luxury resort. There is always supply.
"I almost thought I was lost in the wilderness. But I could smell the scent of civilization. The smell of fresh-baked gingerbread."
When I look at that belly, that cookie jar must have been his companion before.